Handouts

Cards that let you know you are special

So I have made very simple mysterious business cards to place on people’s cars or people next to the SPP (stink-less poo people) mobiles.  This should get them to check out our site and see their actions.

Let me know what you think.

4 Way Stop Madness

Today kids we are going to have a lesson on 4 way stops.

• It does not count as stopping last if you never stop at all.

• It is not let’s see who gets into the intersection 1st to go 1st.  If you violate this principle please expect to be honked at and receive the hand sign that you are number 1.  If this happens please do not try to "save face" by pretending that you were the one that was wronged and give me a stare down.  You obviously have issue with comprehending the rules of the road and need to keep all faculties focused on the road.

• When all else fails there is a right of way rule.  That does not mean you are always right or the 1st one into the intersection is right either.

Opening Post

I am just a normal person who has had it with people that don't understand that they should treat others like humans.  That's right I'm talking about inconsiderate people that think their opinion/ happiness is all that matters and it should matter to me too.

I decided to try to share my experiences with these people that park “special” in the people with small infant parking spot so that they take up 2 parking spaces and don’t have an infant. 

Sure I know that this is technical legal. But really?  I wish I could go through life thinking… wow I am so damn special (my poo doesn't stink) that I can do what ever I want and not care how this effects other people.

There are lots of categories of stink-less poo people (SPP’s)

• learn to drive SPP’s
• learn to park SPP’s
• @ss hole SPP’s
• Learn to not park you fricken cart in the middle of the isle at a store SPP’s
• I think you guys get the idea.

This website is a tribute to everyone that can't stomach this type of behavior anymore.

I'm thinking about making up business cards to put on peoples cars or to give them when they exhibit SPP behavior.  What do you think?